{"product_id":"not-dead-yet-card","title":"Not Dead Yet Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHey look! You made it another year! Neat! A fun birthday card for the grizzled old sailors in your life... like your best friend who just turned 40, your husband who makes a lot of weird noises when he bends down to pick things up or your mom who parties harder than anyone you know. Features a happy sailor who is puffing on a pipe and totally unbothered by getting older. A funny celebration of life for anyone who appreciates some dark humor with their birthday cake. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Size A2 card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\". • Comes with an envelope and a protective cello sleeve. • Blank inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52238647165224,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/2340\/5096\/files\/not-dead-yet-card.webp?v=1786730087","url":"https:\/\/timberandties.com\/products\/not-dead-yet-card","provider":"Timber \u0026 Ties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}