Hope Your Birthday Has Everything Card

You can give this funny birthday card to virtually anyone: moms, friends; fans of live comedy, former mayor of Houston Annise Parker, three of the 47 people in Broken Social Scene, your mail carrier, Danny DeVito, your nemesis, a sentient Roomba, my grea — OK, you get it.

Details — Size: 5” × 7” Inside: blank for your message Paper: heavyweight matte (white) Envelope: speckled kraft paper