Van Down By The River Card

Remember when motivational speakers lived in vans down by rivers instead of posting inspirational sunset quotes on Instagram? Those were simpler times. This card features everyone's favorite disheveled life coach pre-furniture destruction, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good '90s SNL reference or needs a reminder that their life choices could always be worse.

Size: 5 x 7. Printed on premium cardstock with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside (unlike Matt Foley's opinions on your future).